Everyone Knows It’s Wendy (2009)

Sung to “Windy” by The Association for the 50th birthday of First Responders chief-of-staff Wendy Howe at the Department of Homeland Security’s Science & Technology Directorate

Who treats her brood to cinnamon bagels,
Hosting a bash for ev-er-y win?
Toasting each open req she finagles?
Everyone knows it's Wendy.

(Wait 4 beats.)

Which Mother Hen will cluck if you fail her,
Raising "The Tool" to drive her point home?
Sweetly and soft as Sinbad the Sailor?
Everyone knows it's Wendy.

(Wait 5 beats.)

And Wendy has true-blue eyes
That twinkle in mock surprise,
And Wendy serves humble pies
To those who doubt her
(To those who doubt her),
To those who doubt her
(To those who doubt).

(flute)

And Wendy has true-blue eyes
That twinkle in mock surprise,
And Wendy serves humble pies
To those who doubt her
(To those who doubt her),
To those who doubt her
(To those who doubt).

Who can subdue a guy or a gator,
Sealing her win with kisses and hugs,
Heedless of ev'ry plot to sedate her?
Everyone knows it's Wendy.

Who can subdue a guy or a gator,
Sealing her win with kisses and hugs,
Heedless of ev'ry plot to sedate her?
Everyone knows it's Wendy.